Thursday, November 29, 2007

GIRLS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who coined the phase understanding women? That may be the most laughable statement I have heard since i was a little girl! What are women understanding about, let me see? How about watching the GAME and not just any game a game like the undefeated Pats and the undefeated Colts, Let's examine two scenarios. Scenario 1. Hey babe the guys and i are going to the bar two watch the game so you don't have to cook i'll just eat some ring at the Bar. Response. i hate it when you come home smelling like smoke and you might wake the baby if you turn the light on,HUUUUUUHHHHHHH i just wish you could like about my feelings before you make plans like this. Response, !@#$%^&*(). Scenario Two. Hey babe the guys are coming over to watch the game. Response. Oh my God, are you serious the neighbors are going to be so pissed. Your friend s are going to make a mess and you know who is going to clean it, plus there was a great movie coning on the Oxygen channel what am i suppose to do go up stairs, i hate watching TV in the bed you are so inconsiderate i wish you would think about my feelings before you make plans like that. Response. !@#$%^&*)(,. GET OFF OF OUR BACKS!!!!!!!!!!!! if taht is the worse thing you have to worry about talk to million women that are in abusive relationship and ask them if they would trade you issues our better yet WHY HE TURNED ABUSIVE. I'm telling you if you have a good man respect his personal time. AND STOP THE DAMN NAGGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The only thing that naggging does is make his not want come home so it no one faust but yours when that 3 hour game goes to 3 and a half and then 4 hours. " ill have one more" i'm telling you if you think i am lying ask him. You will know how he feels (since you like you know when he is lying any way). Not everything revolves around you ladies and the one who don't understand that don't worry you will have chances because DIVORCE is in you future!!!!!

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

TV and SUISIDE

I was watching a show last night where a divorced couple spend quality time. He gets her a job and helps her save the daughter of the man she is living with. They all sit and have dinner together; oh yeah, and her soon the be husband is her baby's daddy boss and every one gets along. It's beautiful!!!! In this world there is no jealously no vindictive women no psycho husbands all the planets are aligned. Do you wonder why there are is a suicide every 22 minutes. A society that watches more then more then a 100 hours of this fictitious accounts of real life hoping wishing praying there live will turn out like one of there favorite characters. Everyone is beautiful articulate, slider, well dressed, with perfect teeth and always has some thing catchy to say right before the commercial break. But reality is reality and when the real life punches you in the face and you have to pay 7400 dollars in alimony 5500 dollars in child support after your wife moves across the state where do you have to retreat to when you don't live in in Laguna Beach. When are they going to put some real reality tv on the air. How about this one, "Laid of with a Mortgage to pay" on CBS or this one "Got Cancer and my HMO won't pay" on HBO NOW THAT IS REALITY TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Lazy @ss%s

&70 percent. That is the amount obese of people in the United States Of America. "oh Mary my new years resolution is to start working out ." Right!!!!!!!!!! Thats why I hate shopping. I go to Wal-Mart and watch the 450 pound people riding around on scooters. the main people that need to be walking the same people that probably drive to to the mail box. it's disgusting!!!!!!!! I know I am pissing a lot of people off while they sit here and read this and come up with every excuse in the book why they came make it to the gym a couple times a week. Yeah Yeah i know that there are special circumstances that cause people to be over weight I sympathize but for the rest of you who still have your high school football jersey in your closet what the hell is your excuse. If you are thirty five and your eight year old daughter can out run you that is a problem. You shouldn't have to go out of your way to find the parachute size grey t-shirt in the laundry. Every eight minutes some one in America has a heart attach. My goodness people put down the double bacon cheese hamburgers and extra crispy and find a treadmill and you have to nerve to get made a clothing stores when they don't carry your size. More people occupy hospitals as a result of health issues related to eating habits and life style they there are in old folks homes,BAFFLING!!!!!

Friday, September 14, 2007

Sick and Tired

Do you know how tired i am of watching Presidential Primaries when was the last time anything a candidate did anything they said once in office. You know what else i saw 5 kids playing in the middle of the street today i actually had to get out of the car and pick one up one sat him on the side walk i knocked on on the closest four house doors and 3 weren't home and the other had never seen any of the kids. what the hell happened to be home by street lights. When the street was forbidden territory as off limits as the deepest abyss, when YES SIR AND MA'AM was the norm and not an exception. (TIME OUT) no don't stop reading time out is what happened when there stopped being consequences for bad behavior. And we have these retarded so call experts that blame spankings for child violence; i know if i was put in a corner when i did something well lets just say there would probably be designated times for computer use.

Monday, August 27, 2007

Your Modest Existence

Let me guess, you got up this morning brushed your teeth, took a shower, got dressed, got in sedan and drove to work. Spoke casually to you co- worker, did your job and went home. The mundane and redundant. Did you in engage in any stimulating conversation or do your views and opinions remain unheard. How many of your post occupational conversation start with I should have or I would have said. I find it difficult to believe that with all of the different personalities there are so few who think that they have a voice . Your silence is deafening yet your voice is defining. A state of confusion in an institution or organization regarding its nature or direction, Identity Crisis. We have become silenced by political correctness, institutionalized; to the scared to step out on a limb and be an individual. I understand that it is easier to fade into the back ground and repeat the above routine day after day but when the routine is over you are reduced to a few pictures in your grand children's scrape book. If you are lucky. I not saying lead a mutiny against corporate America, im saying stand up and stand for something AND BE HEARD.